A Special Message from the U.S. Treasury Department, War Finance Division

Congratulations, Taxpayer!

You have been selected for the USDT pilot program 'Organ Location, Provisioning & Retrieval' (OrLoProR-1655). In the near future, your home will be visited by licensed representatives of a door-to-door independent contractor subsidiary, who will show to you and your family a custom-made multimedia presentation explaining the details of our exciting new program. Signing up with OrLoProR costs you nothing, and helps ensure that vital resources are allocated appropriately both in war and peacetime.